Check out the latest bullshit "happiness" chart (thank you Business Insider):
This is the kind of stupid horseshit that always pisses me off. HOW THE FUCK IS NORTH DAKOTA THE HAPPIEST STATE? Is the ability to snowmobile for 6 months out of the year one of the prime factors? And Minnesota is 4th happiest? Only if you like living in a frozen hellhole that people are obnoxiously snobby about because we have a lot of lakes. (Did anyone ever consider the fact that water is where mosquitos breed?) Next time, take the number of polar vortex events into consideration, and we'll be at the absolute bottom of the list.