I know what you're thinking. "Why are you starting a blog? As if the world needs another self-obsessed, the-world-needs-to-know-what-I'm-thinking asshole, spouting whatever useless bullshit comes to mind." I agree, the world does not - but I do. So I commence this new blog, full of innocent hopes and naive dreams, not particularly caring if anyone else stumbles across it (much less reads it) on this world wide web. I highly doubt that anyone will, actually, so I'm not starting out with an expectation of a Kim Kardashian-esque rise to fame or other such nonsense. This blog doesn't have any kind of theme, either, which conventional wisdom tells me makes it even less likely to get any traffic whatsoever. I just want to put some stuff out there, into the ether, and hope that the NSA doesn't conclude I'm any kind of national security risk. (Trust me, I'm not - I have guinea pigs, for Christ sake.)
I thought I would put down some house rules, just to clarify what little direction I do intend to have here.
1) Be nice or leave. First rule, always.
2) Keep it interesting. Since I'm the judge of what is interesting, it should be easy.
So there you have it. My first pointless blog post. Keep reading, please. It would be nice of you.